GOLF EVERYDAY

Cursed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs are the unquestioned answers
Cursed are they who mourn,
for they shall be inconvenient burdens
Cursed are the meek,
for they shall be your door mats
Cursed are they who hunger and thirst for justice
for they shall never be satisfied
Cursed are the merciful
for they shall be seen as weak
Cursed are the clean of heart,
for they shall see no guardian angels
Cursed are the peacemakers
for they shall be called anti-capitalistic
Cursed are they who suffer persecution for justice sake,
for theirs is the throw of a dice in the history writer’s cup
Cursed are you when men reproach you, and
persecute you, and
speaking falsely, say all manner of evil against you,
for my sake,
because I don’t have Tivo
and there’s something better on the other side.

p.s “Blessed are the humane.” (Rough translation from ancient cave drawings and hieroglyphics, believed to pre-date the invention of Gods.)